Frodo is a very versatile person. In the ending of The Return of the King when he left Middle-Earth he landed right in the world of a genius author called Douglas Adams who wrote one of my favourite book series, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. They call it a trilogy even though the series has six parts and just for that it’s one of the best trilogies ever. Anyway, Frodo did not go to that series. Bilbo from The Hobbit trilogy came from that series though. The people who know, they know. Anyway, Frodo went to the holistic world of Dirk Gently. I haven’t read those two books though, I’ve only seen the show on Netflix. The whole name of both the first book and the show is Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and the name of the second book is The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul. I just love how long and annoying the titles of the works of Douglas Adams tends to be and I will for ever write their full titles. Anyway, this post will be about that show and why I love it and I will of course complain the living life out of myself about the cancellation of this genius creation. Here we go.
Why I love Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency:
I can’t explain it, just watch it.
My complaints about the cancellation of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency:
IT’S ONE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING SHOW I’VE EVER SEEN. MY ABSOLUTE MOST FAVOURITE SHOW IS HOUSE OF CARDS AND THEY HAVE FIVE SEASONS OUT, DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY HAS TWO SEASONS OUT AND IT’S COMPETING IN TERMS OF QUALITY WITH HOUSE OF CARDS WHICH HAS MORE THAN TWICE THE AMOUNT OF EPISODES. I ALSO LOVE GAME OF THRONES BUT THAT SHOW IS NOTHING COMPARED TO DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE FUCKING MY LIFE IN THE ANUS BY TAKING DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY AWAY FROM ME WHEN I NEED IT SO MUCH IN MY LIFE. 2016 AND 2017 HAS BEEN THE WORST POLITICAL YEARS IN AMERICA AND EUROPE AND IT HAS BROUGHT MY ANXIETY LEVELS TO AN ALL TIME RECORD HIGH. I FUCKING NEED DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY. IT’S A FUN, CONFUSING AND SO ASTOUNDINGLY UNIQUE SHOW AND IT HELPS HEALING MY SOUL AND YOU PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED HEALING RIGHT NOW.
I. AM. BREAKING. APART. WITHOUT. DIRK. GENTLY’S. HOLISTIC. DETECTIVE. AGENCY.
And to those people who might think that I could just read the books. Fuck you. I mean, I will read them. Someday. But a book can never replace a show if the show is Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency.