Hello my readers… I will tell you a story now. A story of how one can accidentally damage their very own cause. The inescapable time has come to talk about Donald Trump, since it’s already too late not to talk about him because he won the election. Actually, I’m not going to write directly about him, I’ll talk more about one of the reasons that he could even get elected.
I live in Sweden and we have our share of racists just like other countries. The last couple of years I have seen and heard many people publicly oppose racist groups and the groups still grows.
The reason these racist people managed to become so well known and climb the ladder is mainly because of other people, and I’m not talking solely about their own supporters. What I’m talking about is the people who oppose these racists. Those people, me included, are all scared that the undoubtedly wrong people will come to power. But when the opposition constantly either talk about the racist groups and how bad they are and/or are joking about them all the time, the opposition is in many cases being counterproductive. The cliché expression ”No publicity is bad publicity” is very true for the reason that if a name is in circulation it means that the name still gets attention which means that at least some people listen to the name and depending on how many people really are listening the the name it will determine the power of the name. You could be Adolf Hitler himself or even ten times worse than him but if nobody listens to you, why does anything you say even matter? As long as you spread the negative names in vain they will always have a chance for power. It does not matter that their name is widely hated, what matters is that their name is widely known.
I applied what I learned about racist groups in Sweden to the US election. During the campaign people were talking endlessly about Trump. All the things he said, all the things he did, his appearance, his racism, his supporters, everything. It’s understandable that all these things became so talked about because everything about the Trump campaign was so extremely bizarre and unreal. It stopped being a political campaign and it became a show which led to people never taking him seriously. Everyone ended up denouncing him and joke about him. Just imagine though, if you yourself was a Trump supporter. Is it not true that you would be offended by someone ridiculing the candidate that you trust so much? And when you do get offended, is it not true that you would love Trump even more than before? If you don’t believe me, change the name Trump with the name Obama and run the same example. If a white supremacist ridiculed Obama it would only strengthen your love for Obama. So if a liberal democrat ridiculed Trump it would only strengthen their love for Trump.
When people on social media posted anything that the Crazy Ol’ Trump did they also spread his name. Probably to people that didn’t even know that they liked Trump and if that post reached people who already did like Trump, their support only grew.
How much do you know about Bernie Sanders and how much do you know about Donald Trump? I can say for myself that I unfortunately know more about the latter because I have not been active enough in searching for information about the former. Just like literally everybody else. That’s what happens if you only follow the new hearsay from social media. Also the news.
When it comes to the news though, it’s slightly different. They have a certain obligation to report who is running for president, who is the presidential candidate for a party and who is elected president. This also means that the people have a certain obligation to know propaganda and manipulation when they see it so that whoever is running for president, who is the presidential candidate for a party and who is elected president isn’t someone who is flirting with dictatorship and tyranny.
Sorry I didn’t write anything yesterday but I have a pretty good reason. I almost fucking DIED! Yes! Death almost caught me yesterday! I mean, that wouldn’t have been much of a problem but I wanna die in a cool way. I want to fall from somewhere high (for whatever reason) and pretend that I am flying the seconds before I turn into some kind of pulp as I hit the ground. You might ask why I’d rather die like this and even if you didn’t ask I will answer your question. Just imagine the acceptance you would have to force yourself to feel, since you can’t stop yourself from falling to the ground. You will have to decide to either panic your pants shitty or just accept your oncoming death. Considering that we’re talking about the last moments of life, I’d rather accept what would come. And that’s why I’d like to die by falling from somewhere high and pretend that everything is great and cool and awesome before hit the ground.
About yesterday though, when I almost died, there was a car and the driver didn’t see me because it was kind of dark but he managed to stop like half a meter before he hit me and then I cursed at him so much that I am not sure if he rolled down the windows to apologize to me or curse at me, I didn’t really hear what he said. I just kept cursing at him as I walked away and then I was fine and everything was fine.
Actually let’s talk about cars, traffic and pedestrians. I hate cars and people who drive cars. They are the worst people ever. There’s something about cars and traffic that brings out the worst in people. Drivers just seem to be angry all the time and I think that it’s because many people drive to and from work and a lot of other places which causes them to be stressed because everyfuckingthing in traffic is stressful. I just think that drivers are unhealthily stressed about everything all the time and that’s why they are so mad at all the other drivers. And when it comes to pedestrians who try to cross the road, I think it is more the drivers fault if he or she hits anyone. I mean, cars weighs ALOT and they go extremely fast and that calls for incredible responsibility from the driver. We’re all basically driving death machines that could easily kill anyone. Well, I don’t drive the death machines. I don’t even have a driver’s license. Yes, I’m a twenty-four year old with no driver’s license, so what? I made a fucking song about it what the fuck did you do? And yes in that song, that is by the way not even done yet, I say that I’m a twenty-three year old with no driver’s license, which makes that statement not 100% factually correct but still, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Anyway, I say, if you cross the road you have to look both ways and all, which is why the driver has to be one hundred times more observant. Also, jaywalking is a bunch of propaganda and stuff or whatever and I will let Adam Conover explain it in his video about this very subject because I’m way too lazy to do that. I like to complain, not explain.
Here’s the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AFn7MiJz_s
Wow, what a wonderful performance Mr. Conover gave us. I’m so glad I that my job isn’t to know a bunch of boring facts. My job is to curse, bend the truth and display my mental fallacies. I feel very… presidential.
Do you remember the Lord of the Rings trilogy? Not the books, I’m talking about the movies right now. I know that whoever you are the probability of you knowing the Lord of the Rings trilogy is very high, wether you liked it or not. If you don’t like it I do not consider you to be a human being, or even a being, which means that I have the absolute right to take your life since it doesn’t even count as life. Sorry, I get just a tiny bit agitated and say crazy stuff I don’t mean when it comes to people who oppose Lord of the Rings. But you should still sleep with your eyes open. Not because I might kill you, but because Gandalf sleeps like that and I think we should all try to sleep with our eyes open because he’s a cool wizard. Maybe he knows stuff we don’t. Maybe sleeping with your eyes open makes you more wizardly or something. Fuck do I know? I’m not a fucking wizard. Fuck you.
Back to the topic. I want to talk about The Hobbit trilogy. I will do it in a very calm manner because I think that getting your point across through civilized debate is the best way communicate ideas and opinions. It’s also important to–HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU FUCKING FUCK THAT FUCKING SHIT UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING CANCERPERVERTS?! PETER, SERIOUSLY!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!? I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOBBIT MOVIES BUT YOU CLEARLY COULDN’T FUCKING DELIVER! I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS AND I LOVE YOUR VERSION OF KING KONG (I thought it was amazing actually. An interesting fact; Andy Serkis who played Gollum also played the gorilla in Peter Jackson’s version of King Kong. That guy Andy, he can play so many weird characters and I think he is one of the most unique actors ever) BUT THE HOBBIT TRILOGY IS SHIT!! THE FIRST ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD AND THE SECOND ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD IF YOU WATCH THE EXTENDED VERSION BUT THAT THIRD ONE JUST RAPED THE LIVING LIFE OUT THE WHOLE SPIRIT OF MIDDLE-EARTH!
And that is my three years late review of The Hobbit movies. I hope you like it, because I will review a bunch of stuff on this reasonable blog. Probably in the same calm manner.
Fuck it, I will make a fourteen years late review of Lord of the Rings movies as well. It’s almost literally my bible. I watch all three movies at least once a year although I think I might have watched it twice this year. I will make that three times, believe me. I have grown up with the movies and lots of inspiration and strength has been given me because of them. No other movies can make feel so much after such a long, long time. When I am like eighty years old I will still watch those movies and I will be able to say that I have watched them since I was ten and I never stopped. Except for that period when I discovered my passion for rap and kind of forgot about Lord of the Rings. Then, for some reason, I rediscovered my love for Lord of the Rings. I wonder what that reason was. Oh, right. It was the The Hobbit trilogy. I watched An Unexpected Journey and right afterwards I watched Lord of the Rings to cure my deep nostalgia for Middle-Earth. And to cure that nostalgia even more I had to read The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings and even Silmarillion. And then I bought the audiobook for The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings which I listen every night when I go to sleep. I literally think that none of this would have happened if it wasn’t for Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit trilogy.
I guess that The Hobbit movies aren’t that bad. Sorry Peter. As if you read my blog. Or maybe you are? Fuck do I know? I’m not a fucking wizard. Fuck you.
– Hello all of my readers!
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If you’re asking yourself if I just said greeted myself and then answered myself by greeting back, you’re asking the right question. And yes, I did just introduce myself to myself as a way of introducing myself to your very own self. Do you know why? Because that’s the kind of blog this is going to be. It doesn’t have to make sense, it just has to make MONEY! And as this makes neither sense or money, I have already failed. Which is okay. Because that’s life. That’s what all the people say. I love Frank Sinatra. Let’s just forget that he was an asshole to Sammy Davis Jr. It never happened. Ever. Like the holocaust.
And now that I have confused some with the Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr references and pissed off the rest with the holocaust joke (even though I was making fun of people who denies the holocaust, and not the holocaust itself,) I believe you already know most of the future content of this blog. And why does that have to be a problem? I know you love it and I know you’ll keep coming back here. I will be waiting for you.