–  Hello all of my readers!

–  Hi! Nice to meet you.

If you’re asking yourself if I just said greeted myself and then answered myself by greeting back, you’re asking the right question. And yes, I did just introduce myself to myself as a way of introducing myself to your very own self. Do you know why? Because that’s the kind of blog this is going to be. It doesn’t have to make sense, it just has to make MONEY! And as this makes neither sense or money, I have already failed. Which is okay. Because that’s life. That’s what all the people say. I love Frank Sinatra. Let’s just forget that he was an asshole to Sammy Davis Jr. It never happened. Ever. Like the holocaust.

And now that I have confused some with the Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr references and pissed off the rest with the holocaust joke (even though I was making fun of people who denies the holocaust, and not the holocaust itself,) I believe you already know most of the future content of this blog. And why does that have to be a problem? I know you love it and I know you’ll keep coming back here. I will be waiting for you.